All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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