i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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