Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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