Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
