what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Randomize
