I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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