god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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