i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I could make wine with my vomit
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
