I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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