i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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