Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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