THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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