Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I don't deserve a penis
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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