it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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