Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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