No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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