They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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