He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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