just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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