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All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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