Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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