She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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