Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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