One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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