Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
