You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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