Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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