Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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