May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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