too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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