Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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