All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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