She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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