Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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