I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Farmville is her only friend.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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