So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
