we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
My life is pants optional.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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