Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
my poor anus
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
All I want is dick and wine.
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