I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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