Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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