Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
where are my eyebrows?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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