i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I need to calm my uterus...
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