there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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