This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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