Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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