I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
