You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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