is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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