Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
