My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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