Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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