their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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